Funny Sleep Debt Calculator

Why Am I Always Tired? Let Our Calculator Expose the Truth

Relatable answer: you, me, and your alarm clock have beef. Slightly more helpful answer: check your sleep debt first — then see the common culprits below.

Start Here: Calculate Your Debt

Use the roasting calculator to estimate debt hours, a rough catch-up plan, and a PG-rated caption.

Common Reasons for Tiredness (With Humor)

Medical vs Lifestyle

Lifestyle tweaks help a lot. But if sleepiness affects safety/health or you suspect a disorder, see a clinician (insomnia, apnea, etc.).

Your “Tiredness Personality”

Action Steps